1 00:00:11,682 --> 00:00:14,142 HEADQUARTERS OF THE VAMPIRE COUNCIL 2 00:00:15,894 --> 00:00:17,880 Our work in conversion of the Vampire Council... 3 00:00:17,980 --> 00:00:19,147 to a vampire night club, 4 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:21,816 It's not going well. 5 00:00:22,525 --> 00:00:24,777 Stop work! Stop work! 6 00:00:24,902 --> 00:00:26,028 The guardian of this... 7 00:00:26,153 --> 00:00:28,197 wonderful raw space, It's being something... 8 00:00:28,322 --> 00:00:30,933 like a total harpy on my butt. 9 00:00:31,033 --> 00:00:33,436 Continue the work. Continue the work. 10 00:00:33,536 --> 00:00:35,412 Ignore her, keep working. 11 00:00:35,537 --> 00:00:36,855 My voice reigns here. 12 00:00:36,955 --> 00:00:39,333 I have been in charge of this sacred reliquary 13 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:40,751 for hundreds of years. 14 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:42,904 You can't dismantle everything. 15 00:00:43,004 --> 00:00:46,465 We are not dismantling anything, We'll just be moving things around. 16 00:00:46,674 --> 00:00:49,494 There is a filing system very specific here. 17 00:00:49,594 --> 00:00:50,243 Which one is it? 18 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:52,746 that everything stays exactly where it is 19 00:00:52,846 --> 00:00:54,706 and nothing ever moves or changes. 20 00:00:54,806 --> 00:00:55,916 Are you sure that you don't want to protect 21 00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:57,124 to your precious books, putting them... 22 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,876 in the warehouse, so that do not be damaged... 23 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,795 for my blood sprinklers? 24 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,463 Blood sprays? 25 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,732 No, no, no. This is not right. Put everything back in its place. 26 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,858 You can go to hell. This has taken hours. 27 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,069 I wasn't talking to you. 28 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,446 What the fuck? 29 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,489 Damn Specters. 30 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:20,395 Everything you can do, my Specters will be able to undo it. 31 00:01:20,495 --> 00:01:23,248 This conversation is over. 32 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,886 SHIP SEALS FROM LONDON TO NEW YORK 33 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:48,148 NEW YEAR'S EVE - 1970 34 00:01:52,944 --> 00:01:58,074 What We Do in the Shadows - S04E02 A translation of TaMaBin 35 00:02:00,409 --> 00:02:03,913 DOG PARK ROYAL OAK, STATEN ISLAND - How beautiful. - Which one is yours? 36 00:02:04,372 --> 00:02:07,023 I don't have a dog. 37 00:02:07,123 --> 00:02:10,627 I only come here to talk to you... 38 00:02:10,752 --> 00:02:12,921 My search for a new wife, has not... 39 00:02:13,046 --> 00:02:14,798 It hasn't gone very well. 40 00:02:14,923 --> 00:02:18,452 I used to be 37 beautiful wives. 41 00:02:18,552 --> 00:02:20,621 But that was ago hundreds of years. 42 00:02:20,721 --> 00:02:22,514 Now, I don't have anyone. 43 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:25,183 But, I have a plan. 44 00:02:26,268 --> 00:02:30,896 I have secretly smuggled 850 pounds of ancient treasure... 45 00:02:31,021 --> 00:02:33,174 from Al Qolnidar. 46 00:02:33,274 --> 00:02:35,050 I assumed that my ancestral treasure... 47 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:37,735 It would be an impressive dowry. 48 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:39,345 But it seems that, 49 00:02:39,445 --> 00:02:43,658 for modern women, It is not enough for them. 50 00:02:43,783 --> 00:02:45,660 I'm not a weirdo. 51 00:02:45,785 --> 00:02:48,162 I'm just a warrior very powerful and ancient 52 00:02:48,288 --> 00:02:50,607 who wants to marry you. 53 00:02:50,707 --> 00:02:52,983 So I would like you to you would return to the basement of my mansion 54 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:56,587 and examine my enormous dowry. 55 00:02:57,254 --> 00:02:58,714 So, here I am, 56 00:02:58,839 --> 00:03:03,035 surrounded by everyone my secret treasures... 57 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:06,430 but without a wife with whom to share them. 58 00:03:06,555 --> 00:03:09,332 And, yes, I have hidden my secret treasure... 59 00:03:09,432 --> 00:03:12,503 even to me housemates. 60 00:03:12,603 --> 00:03:15,047 No one will ever know precious riches... 61 00:03:15,147 --> 00:03:16,298 - that I have hidden deep inside... - Master? 62 00:03:16,398 --> 00:03:18,025 What the fuck? William? 63 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,260 How did you get in here? The door was closed. 64 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,820 What... How long have you had this secret room? 65 00:03:23,696 --> 00:03:25,181 Look at all these things. Is this real? 66 00:03:25,281 --> 00:03:27,033 Sure, it just happens to my secret treasure room, 67 00:03:27,158 --> 00:03:28,868 treat yourself. Don't touch that. 68 00:03:28,993 --> 00:03:29,852 Of course it's real. 69 00:03:29,952 --> 00:03:31,979 The grievances are endless. 70 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:35,191 I'm paying a whole crew of workers, so that they do nothing. 71 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:36,885 �You know what I think Do you need this ladder, Tobe? 72 00:03:37,001 --> 00:03:37,527 �What? 73 00:03:37,627 --> 00:03:39,528 Hey, I bet they do an accent shiplap wall. 74 00:03:39,628 --> 00:03:41,129 - Look. - An accent shiplap wall. 75 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:44,466 Man, come on, these guys have, At most, two acts only. 76 00:03:44,841 --> 00:03:46,118 No, that's where you're wrong, damn 77 00:03:46,218 --> 00:03:48,620 Bran and Toby choose to use shiplap wood, 78 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,514 because it has the amount perfect artistic style... 79 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,999 for any aesthetic. 80 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,059 Furthermore, it is not a budget reduction. 81 00:03:55,184 --> 00:03:56,876 Did you want to use shiplap on this wall? 82 00:03:56,976 --> 00:03:59,045 - Where? - Right, like, right here? 83 00:03:59,145 --> 00:04:00,630 Well, if you have a little left over. 84 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:03,717 Every time I convince the workers to work, 85 00:04:03,817 --> 00:04:06,320 the Guide and its Ghosts undermine me. 86 00:04:06,445 --> 00:04:08,613 Hey. Hey! 87 00:04:10,281 --> 00:04:13,868 I told Nadja it wasn't safe that his team would work here, 88 00:04:13,993 --> 00:04:16,829 but, she doesn't listen to me. 89 00:04:18,498 --> 00:04:20,608 I have tried using carrots, how to do it... 90 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:25,379 with a stubborn donkey, But now it's time for the stick! 91 00:04:25,712 --> 00:04:27,531 I have to ask you about some of the things... 92 00:04:27,631 --> 00:04:30,993 What did I hear them say, when I was working in England... 93 00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:34,471 in the Supreme Vampiric Council. 94 00:04:34,972 --> 00:04:36,206 Did they talk about me? 95 00:04:36,306 --> 00:04:37,958 And about my dedicated work here? 96 00:04:38,058 --> 00:04:40,309 I shouldn't say it, no. 97 00:04:40,810 --> 00:04:41,686 Okay, I'll tell you. 98 00:04:41,811 --> 00:04:44,188 Yeah, so, some of them They were definitely saying... 99 00:04:44,313 --> 00:04:46,524 who believe that this branch of the Vampire Council... 100 00:04:46,649 --> 00:04:48,901 It's very stuck in time, 101 00:04:49,026 --> 00:04:51,304 and that real estate, would probably be more valuable... 102 00:04:51,404 --> 00:04:55,866 If they rented it to a... CVS Pharmacy. 103 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:57,952 Who said that? 104 00:04:58,077 --> 00:04:59,145 The main one there. 105 00:04:59,245 --> 00:05:00,746 The Dark Lord Tyrantus? 106 00:05:00,872 --> 00:05:04,125 The Liquidator of Subordinates? 107 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,401 He... is him. 108 00:05:05,501 --> 00:05:07,628 Good... 109 00:05:07,753 --> 00:05:09,630 And what do I do? 110 00:05:09,838 --> 00:05:10,781 Very good. 111 00:05:10,881 --> 00:05:12,824 Let's do this! 112 00:05:12,924 --> 00:05:15,786 Meeting of Specters! Meeting of Specters! 113 00:05:15,886 --> 00:05:18,388 Hey, stop hurting the construction workers 114 00:05:18,513 --> 00:05:21,224 and get together for a meeting Specter officer. 115 00:05:21,349 --> 00:05:22,893 Alright, that's the last one. 116 00:05:30,023 --> 00:05:30,815 Yes. 117 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:34,219 Any old woman Al Qolnidar, he would throw himself at my feet... 118 00:05:34,319 --> 00:05:36,029 if I knew that I have a spoon like this. 119 00:05:36,154 --> 00:05:39,390 Well, most modern women They already have access to spoons, so... 120 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:41,433 We live in a time of miracles. 121 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:43,394 No. 122 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:44,437 What is this? 123 00:05:44,537 --> 00:05:46,706 - Just a Djinn lamp. - One what? 124 00:05:46,831 --> 00:05:49,192 A Djinn lamp. Like in the old stories. 125 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:53,087 You rub it and a magical man comes out that grants you wishes. 126 00:05:53,922 --> 00:05:55,406 A lamp with a genie. 127 00:05:55,506 --> 00:05:56,990 It is a Djinn lamp. 128 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,201 The ancient tales They say it's magical, 129 00:05:59,301 --> 00:06:02,304 but like most stories old, it's all bullshit. 130 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:04,473 - Well, then fry it. - I have rubbed hundreds of Djinn lamps, 131 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:07,184 when I was a child, and nothing ever happened. See? 132 00:06:07,893 --> 00:06:08,502 Nothing. 133 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,920 Well, have you ever rubbed it on counterclockwise? 134 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:13,522 I rub, I rub, I rub. Do you see it? Nothing. 135 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:15,566 What is happening? 136 00:06:17,235 --> 00:06:18,386 You rubbed it a hundred times and you never thought... 137 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:19,887 in rubbing it towards the other side? 138 00:06:19,987 --> 00:06:20,888 We are about to die, 139 00:06:20,988 --> 00:06:21,681 and this is what you want... 140 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,366 May they be your last words... 141 00:06:27,035 --> 00:06:29,896 Good. It has stopped. 142 00:06:29,996 --> 00:06:32,791 - Hello. - Hey, you... 143 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,570 Hello. 144 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:37,447 Are you a Djinn? 145 00:06:37,547 --> 00:06:38,339 Yes. 146 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:39,549 You don't look like a Djinn. 147 00:06:39,674 --> 00:06:41,716 - You can't tell him that. - I just did it. 148 00:06:41,841 --> 00:06:43,618 Thank you all for coming. 149 00:06:43,718 --> 00:06:46,555 They want me to explain to them what we ask of them? 150 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,457 No, I'll take care of it. I'm just waiting... 151 00:06:48,557 --> 00:06:49,641 for the others to arrive. 152 00:06:49,766 --> 00:06:51,518 I don't want to repeat it twice. 153 00:06:53,562 --> 00:06:56,213 I mean, exactly how many Specters are there? 154 00:06:56,313 --> 00:06:58,506 So many and so many. And so many of them... 155 00:06:58,606 --> 00:07:01,234 They are the usual stragglers. 156 00:07:02,652 --> 00:07:04,821 Well, I guess everyone is already here. 157 00:07:06,072 --> 00:07:08,241 -Listen to me, my Ghosts! - Yes... 158 00:07:08,366 --> 00:07:12,786 Today we will embark on a new mission. 159 00:07:13,161 --> 00:07:17,374 Now, there will be many changes in this building. 160 00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:21,528 And your duty now From now on, it is to help... 161 00:07:21,628 --> 00:07:22,905 to human workers... 162 00:07:23,005 --> 00:07:25,909 - Help. - And do not harm human workers. 163 00:07:26,009 --> 00:07:27,785 - Don't hurt them. - Have you understood me? 164 00:07:27,885 --> 00:07:29,703 Yes... 165 00:07:29,803 --> 00:07:32,414 Very good. Now we will organize... 166 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:35,726 in work crews, and within those gangs... 167 00:07:35,851 --> 00:07:39,688 - we will decide who does... - Sorry, this is not the bathroom... 168 00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:43,733 Wait. 169 00:07:47,069 --> 00:07:48,346 What did we just say? 170 00:07:48,446 --> 00:07:50,823 No. I was worried... 171 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,767 for this to happen. 172 00:07:52,867 --> 00:07:55,186 You see, the Ghosts and I, we have been together... 173 00:07:55,286 --> 00:07:58,705 for so long, it doesn't matter what I tell them to do, 174 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:00,732 they know what my heart really wants. 175 00:08:00,832 --> 00:08:02,901 Well, maybe you should tell your heart, let it think of something... 176 00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:05,212 It's okay, honey. I think I can deal with this. 177 00:08:05,337 --> 00:08:07,364 So, logically you are prepared 178 00:08:07,464 --> 00:08:09,591 for the change, but inside you, 179 00:08:09,716 --> 00:08:12,202 uncontrollable emotions they resist. 180 00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:13,802 Am I right? 181 00:08:14,678 --> 00:08:15,972 What? 182 00:08:16,097 --> 00:08:18,266 I think I can fix it. 183 00:08:18,391 --> 00:08:19,835 Psychology is considered... 184 00:08:19,935 --> 00:08:21,811 one of the sciences newer ones. 185 00:08:21,937 --> 00:08:23,213 But it's not really new For me, not at all. 186 00:08:23,313 --> 00:08:25,215 In fact, I was there in its conception. 187 00:08:25,315 --> 00:08:28,525 I spent some of my years of youth, with Sigmund Freud, 188 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,860 while he was doing cocaine and worked on his theory... 189 00:08:30,985 --> 00:08:32,762 from which every neurosis derives... 190 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:34,764 of what he called "hand envy." 191 00:08:34,864 --> 00:08:36,741 I remember having a steam bath with the guy, 192 00:08:36,866 --> 00:08:39,452 and my towel fell accidentally, 193 00:08:39,577 --> 00:08:42,730 and he noticed me quite generous John Thomas. 194 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:47,167 I shouted eureka, and then Penis envy came. 195 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:50,629 Or what I like to call "hidden desire to eat sausage." 196 00:08:51,713 --> 00:08:53,949 How many wishes can you grant? 197 00:08:54,049 --> 00:08:54,841 Do you want to know? 198 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:55,742 - No, no... - Sure. 199 00:08:55,842 --> 00:08:57,219 Well, 52. 200 00:08:57,344 --> 00:09:00,346 But you just used one already, so there would be only 51. 201 00:09:00,513 --> 00:09:01,747 Don't want it. 202 00:09:01,847 --> 00:09:03,291 My first thought was, 203 00:09:03,391 --> 00:09:06,127 I will only wish the Djinn that get me a new love. 204 00:09:06,227 --> 00:09:10,549 But then, I remembered that I I had already found love. 205 00:09:10,649 --> 00:09:13,719 I had 37 wives, and one of them... 206 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:18,406 that I remember specifically, I really loved her. 207 00:09:20,199 --> 00:09:22,827 I just can't remember which one it is. 208 00:09:22,952 --> 00:09:24,604 So what was his name? 209 00:09:24,704 --> 00:09:27,331 It could have been a him. Not all of them were women. 210 00:09:27,748 --> 00:09:29,275 - Could that be done at that time? - Of course. 211 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,859 some of my wives They were girls, 212 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:32,694 some were male wives. 213 00:09:32,794 --> 00:09:34,546 It's not that different. 214 00:09:34,671 --> 00:09:35,864 I don't remember the name, 215 00:09:35,964 --> 00:09:37,257 but he or she had... 216 00:09:37,382 --> 00:09:39,367 very long and dark hair. 217 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:42,162 28 of them had the long dark hair. 218 00:09:42,262 --> 00:09:44,139 Could it be Becky? 219 00:09:44,264 --> 00:09:45,414 No. 220 00:09:45,514 --> 00:09:46,624 And Dalal? 221 00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:49,977 I seem to remember that I had a very funny handlebar mustache. 222 00:09:50,102 --> 00:09:52,479 - There were three Dalals. - Three. 223 00:09:52,855 --> 00:09:53,798 You know what? You just have to bring them... 224 00:09:53,898 --> 00:09:55,065 everyone back and we will solve it. 225 00:09:55,191 --> 00:09:57,025 I don't think it's the best way efficient to deal with... 226 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:59,111 Is this your wish? 227 00:09:59,695 --> 00:10:01,596 Yes, this is my wish. 228 00:10:01,696 --> 00:10:05,450 I wish you bring back to my 37 dead wives. 229 00:10:05,575 --> 00:10:07,535 Very good. 230 00:10:08,494 --> 00:10:10,663 Oh, God! 231 00:10:15,334 --> 00:10:17,794 Greetings, my wives. 232 00:10:19,421 --> 00:10:20,714 Hello. 233 00:10:20,839 --> 00:10:22,257 Nandor... 234 00:10:26,929 --> 00:10:29,873 Yes, hello to you too, Would you be Mina? 235 00:10:29,973 --> 00:10:31,557 Miriam? 236 00:10:31,682 --> 00:10:33,226 -Zahra. - That is. 237 00:10:33,351 --> 00:10:35,169 I also wish that all of them speak english. 238 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:36,479 Fatemeh said you were coming back... 239 00:10:36,604 --> 00:10:37,713 - when the Moon was full again. - Did he do it? 240 00:10:37,813 --> 00:10:39,382 But we wait three full moon cycles, 241 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:40,983 - and guess what. Nothing. - Three? I'm sorry. 242 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,301 Which is very disrespectful, not only with me... 243 00:10:42,401 --> 00:10:43,361 - but for my father... - Let me go see something 244 00:10:43,486 --> 00:10:44,987 and right now I get in contact with you... 245 00:10:50,493 --> 00:10:51,602 Give me a moment! Soon everything will be normal. 246 00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:54,413 - How long should I wait for you... - I don't know. 247 00:10:54,539 --> 00:10:56,040 �How long, Nandor? 248 00:10:56,165 --> 00:10:57,750 Okay, It's definitely not her. 249 00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,277 William, I'm going to need you to install... 250 00:10:59,377 --> 00:11:01,461 37 bunk beds in the attic. 251 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:03,088 �Open! 252 00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:04,631 - Continue. - I've been watching... 253 00:11:04,756 --> 00:11:07,159 this building during hundreds of years. 254 00:11:07,259 --> 00:11:11,513 I am so intertwined with him, that I feel any changes physically, 255 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,290 in my own body. 256 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:16,542 What, you mean, like something sexual? 257 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:20,421 Rather, if there is a splintering brick, 258 00:11:20,521 --> 00:11:21,689 my head hurts. 259 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:25,384 If the steam lines are clogged, then mine get stuck. 260 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,735 - Nothing sexy. - I'm just going to ignore... 261 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:31,447 most of that and attribute it to your feminine hysteria. 262 00:11:31,573 --> 00:11:33,949 Continuing with the idea to change this building, 263 00:11:34,074 --> 00:11:36,852 -How does that make you feel? - Bad! 264 00:11:36,952 --> 00:11:40,940 If something is changed here, something very bad will happen." 265 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,360 - Could you give me an example? - I have an overload of... 266 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:47,488 energy "that bad things are going to happen", and it's flowing through me. 267 00:11:47,588 --> 00:11:49,990 Are you referring to a sexual sensation? 268 00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:52,801 No, it's more like, when you enter a room... 269 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:55,037 - Continue. - But you have to give one uniform number of steps... 270 00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:57,556 because the ground will be bad and then you will hit the doorknob... 271 00:11:57,681 --> 00:11:59,833 three times and you will do it again. 272 00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:01,768 You know, just normal things. 273 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:11,719 William, Now is not the time to shop. 274 00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:13,137 My wives are hungry. 275 00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:16,240 I know. This is the request of Uber Eats, for your 37 wives. 276 00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:18,433 We've reduced it to 32 now. 277 00:12:18,533 --> 00:12:19,976 Well what have you done with the rejected? 278 00:12:20,076 --> 00:12:20,936 William. 279 00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:22,979 Those beautiful and sensitive, 280 00:12:23,079 --> 00:12:25,857 poetic creatures, they are not rejected. 281 00:12:25,957 --> 00:12:27,250 They're just not what I'm looking for... 282 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,820 At this particular juncture, so we got rid of them. 283 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:30,421 What? 284 00:12:30,546 --> 00:12:34,007 - I don't kill them. I just make them die again. - Yes. 285 00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,534 - Isn't that killing them again? - No. 286 00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:38,120 He finishes them off again. But in a nice way. 287 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:40,455 And they go to Paradise, right? 288 00:12:40,555 --> 00:12:41,081 Sure. 289 00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:43,600 It has even occurred to us a nice way to do it. 290 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,586 "My sweet Nandor said What should I ask you... 291 00:12:46,686 --> 00:12:49,146 a special gold coin? 292 00:12:49,522 --> 00:12:51,232 Yes. 293 00:12:51,357 --> 00:12:53,234 Come, come. 294 00:12:53,359 --> 00:12:54,718 So they never see it coming. 295 00:12:54,818 --> 00:12:57,262 And there is no sadness, no tears. 296 00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:58,179 That sounds like murder to me. 297 00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:00,823 I'll pretend I haven't heard that. 298 00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:05,369 But, you know, this is not just a job for me. 299 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,871 You know, I don't mark the card at entry and exit. 300 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,232 - This is what I am. - Yes, of course. 301 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,000 And if you don't mind to ask, 302 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,987 who were you before... this? 303 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,781 Well, I was... 304 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,216 I... 305 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,552 Well, I... 306 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:22,928 I don't remember. 307 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,263 You have no idea, right? 308 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,914 I have no idea. 309 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,641 Well, that's fascinating. 310 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,142 And if you allow me, 311 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,310 I have a technique... 312 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,713 what could I recover to that lost memory. 313 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,021 Will it hurt? 314 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,965 Maybe. 315 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,968 My dear Roshni, I have thought to do a little test. 316 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:42,029 34 questions that They lead you to love. 317 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,347 First question, 318 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,309 if you could choose anyone in the world, 319 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,853 what three people would you invite me to dinner? 320 00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,354 Well, regarding the first one, 321 00:13:51,454 --> 00:13:53,290 I would love to hear Sufficient poetry... 322 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,026 of the great poet Jalal al-Din Muhammad Rumi, 323 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,669 directly from his own lips. 324 00:13:57,794 --> 00:13:59,905 Excellent choice. 325 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,073 And the next one? 326 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,008 I guess to my dear grandfather. 327 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,509 A simple farmer but, a very wise man. 328 00:14:05,634 --> 00:14:07,578 Very nice, Roshni. 329 00:14:07,678 --> 00:14:09,163 And finally? 330 00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:10,831 And then, maybe... 331 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:11,540 Yes? 332 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,210 Behrouz the Mighty. 333 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,103 A very fearsome warrior. 334 00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:16,897 A hero. 335 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,049 - Behrouz? - Yes. 336 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,108 - The Powerful One? - Yes. 337 00:14:23,777 --> 00:14:25,221 Hello. Nandor said... 338 00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:27,614 - You have a gold coin for me. - Yes, 339 00:14:27,739 --> 00:14:29,908 I have it. 340 00:14:33,244 --> 00:14:36,496 You are walking through the corridor of your mind. 341 00:14:36,622 --> 00:14:37,873 Can you imagine it? 342 00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:39,483 - Yes. - Good. 343 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,376 You walk down that hallway 344 00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:43,754 and you find a important looking room. 345 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:46,590 What does it say on the door? 346 00:14:46,715 --> 00:14:47,925 Storage. 347 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,326 You open that door. 348 00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:51,327 And what do you see inside? 349 00:14:51,427 --> 00:14:53,804 - Boxes. - Boxes. 350 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:54,747 Very good. 351 00:14:54,847 --> 00:14:57,041 You open one of the boxes. 352 00:14:57,141 --> 00:14:58,751 And what's inside? 353 00:14:58,851 --> 00:15:01,087 Some smaller boxes. 354 00:15:01,187 --> 00:15:03,899 And each one has a label. 355 00:15:04,024 --> 00:15:06,234 And what does this label say? 356 00:15:06,359 --> 00:15:08,903 - Content: Even smaller boxes. - Smaller boxes. 357 00:15:09,028 --> 00:15:12,240 Yeah, I figured you'd say that. Let's leave that shit behind. 358 00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:12,949 Is this a bad time? 359 00:15:13,074 --> 00:15:14,392 I really can't talk right now, okay? 360 00:15:14,492 --> 00:15:15,910 - OK. Yes. - I'll call you later. 361 00:15:16,035 --> 00:15:17,453 When you can. I really miss you. 362 00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:18,788 Yes... 363 00:15:18,913 --> 00:15:20,606 I know what everyone is thinking here. 364 00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:23,124 I'm going to be super jealous of whoever it is, that Nandor's wife turns out... 365 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,735 who it ends up being, but... 366 00:15:24,835 --> 00:15:26,445 Not really. 367 00:15:26,545 --> 00:15:28,739 I just want him to be happy. 368 00:15:28,839 --> 00:15:30,173 And... 369 00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:32,284 I'm in a very good place place right now. 370 00:15:32,384 --> 00:15:34,719 As far as that goes. 371 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:37,054 Because... 372 00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:40,182 that's all that I will say about it. 373 00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,669 Very good. Special delivery. 374 00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:44,920 I have some dresses 375 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,047 - and shirts and all the... - I was going to prepare Nandor... 376 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,900 a lamb shank... Do you know if he likes lamb? 377 00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:51,651 - I don't think he likes lamb. - Hey. 378 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,971 - Can you take this infant away from me? - No... 379 00:15:54,071 --> 00:15:55,531 - It's exhausting me. - Okay, 380 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,973 maybe in a second, Darya. 381 00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:58,308 I have my hands full here, okay? 382 00:15:58,408 --> 00:16:00,101 It's great to have a good, 383 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:01,536 and non threatening man to talk to. 384 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,812 - OK. - Don't you think so? 385 00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:04,664 What is your name, eunuch? 386 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,040 Well, it's Guillermo, 387 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,357 and I'm not a eunuch, so... 388 00:16:07,457 --> 00:16:09,860 - Almost. - You cover yourself. 389 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,589 Continuing through the corridor of your mind, 390 00:16:13,714 --> 00:16:16,258 - What do you see? - Someone has to clean it. 391 00:16:16,383 --> 00:16:19,178 Very good, apart from that, do you see a door? 392 00:16:19,303 --> 00:16:22,180 - Many doors. - Can you tell me what they say? 393 00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:24,765 - Conversation starters. - Very good. 394 00:16:25,141 --> 00:16:27,126 Casual favorite looks. 395 00:16:27,226 --> 00:16:28,503 Formal favorite looks. 396 00:16:28,603 --> 00:16:30,521 Shame... Do not open. 397 00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:31,798 boxes in storage, site two. 398 00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:34,525 That could be a good to review. 399 00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:35,276 Back up a second. 400 00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:36,385 Did you just say shame? 401 00:16:36,485 --> 00:16:38,236 Let's go in there, to browse a little. 402 00:16:38,361 --> 00:16:39,679 -The door of shame? - Please. 403 00:16:39,779 --> 00:16:40,847 It says: Do not open. 404 00:16:40,947 --> 00:16:42,616 Well, fuck it. Just give it a... 405 00:16:42,741 --> 00:16:44,326 give it a strong push. 406 00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:46,287 No. 407 00:16:46,412 --> 00:16:48,356 - It doesn't move. - Good. 408 00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:49,607 What do I hear? 409 00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:50,441 The steps... 410 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,567 of someone strong and powerful, 411 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,237 coming down the hall of your mind, to help you. 412 00:16:55,337 --> 00:16:57,005 Do you see that person? 413 00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:59,216 - Yes. -Who is it? 414 00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:00,884 It's William. 415 00:17:01,009 --> 00:17:03,762 No, no, I told someone strong and powerful. 416 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,038 Do you see that person? 417 00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:06,890 - Yes, it's Guillermo. - Really? 418 00:17:07,098 --> 00:17:08,432 Well, it's all naked. 419 00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:10,267 - Hello, William. - Make him open the door. 420 00:17:10,392 --> 00:17:12,978 - He's naked. - Can you open the door? 421 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:13,979 He's trying, 422 00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:16,649 but his hands remain slipping off the doorknob... 423 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:20,152 due to oil What did I use to polish... 424 00:17:20,569 --> 00:17:21,529 to his naked body. 425 00:17:21,654 --> 00:17:24,823 Yes, of course. You know what? I think that I'm going to take a break here. 426 00:17:25,365 --> 00:17:26,682 The Trial of Nandor… 427 00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:28,851 DJIN ANCIENT GRANTS WISHES - is... 428 00:17:28,951 --> 00:17:31,645 TUBs POTENTIAL WIFE-MAN - well... 429 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:34,456 You have an impressive physique and powerful, Kublai. 430 00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:38,419 I can't wait to explore it for you. 431 00:17:38,544 --> 00:17:40,154 But I'm afraid that... 432 00:17:40,254 --> 00:17:41,505 I am stronger. 433 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,449 Even a very man strong like you... 434 00:17:43,549 --> 00:17:44,967 You don't want to step on that nail. 435 00:17:45,092 --> 00:17:46,718 Which nail? 436 00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:51,915 T� ghan, Kublai. 437 00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:54,500 I may not remember the name of my beloved. 438 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,212 As a prize, you will get a very special gold coin. 439 00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:02,049 But I remember that I never He beat me at nothing. 440 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,568 Puto Kublai. 441 00:18:03,693 --> 00:18:05,052 Well, first things first, yo dir�a... 442 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,929 that the two Dalal remain definitely out. 443 00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,431 They were humble and excellent listeners. 444 00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:11,850 MINA POTENTIAL WIFE - My sister, when she was courted by her husband... 445 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:14,227 Well, in the end he doesn't know became her husband. 446 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,813 We were all sure They were going to get married, you know? 447 00:18:16,913 --> 00:18:19,775 I had forgotten how many stories wonderful things that come out of you, Mina. 448 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,234 But, it was also... 449 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,695 The love of my life He wasn't mean... 450 00:18:23,795 --> 00:18:25,045 nor disheveled 451 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:25,713 or vain. 452 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,465 - Saddled. - Or manipulative. 453 00:18:27,757 --> 00:18:29,092 That's a naughty boy. 454 00:18:29,217 --> 00:18:32,179 He never asked me to I will shave my beard. 455 00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:34,472 Okay, she's a maybe. 456 00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:37,834 I don't trust this guy. This never I learned to read. I like this one, 457 00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:40,811 but it's much smarter that I, so... 458 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:42,646 see you! 459 00:18:42,897 --> 00:18:45,983 They were hot and They wanted to be with me. 460 00:18:46,108 --> 00:18:47,802 You know, about Behrouz the Mighty, 461 00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:50,471 All your scary shit was done actually by other types. 462 00:18:50,571 --> 00:18:52,681 The desire in my heart he was kind 463 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:54,517 and someone who is a good haggler. 464 00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:57,242 And it has never been borrowed my boots, without asking me for them. 465 00:18:57,451 --> 00:18:59,144 He had mercy. 466 00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:00,579 And he was someone horny. 467 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:03,582 And this, my dear Ramy, 468 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,734 It's where the magic happens. 469 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:06,735 Let's go? 470 00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:09,505 I could get one of them now those gold coins now? 471 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:12,740 My beloved had a sense of spontaneity and fun. 472 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,134 Nandor, what are you hiding there? 473 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,456 Hey! No, wait! Come back! 474 00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:21,266 - Where are you going?! - No. 475 00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:22,376 Come back! 476 00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:24,061 It's just a lobster! 477 00:19:24,186 --> 00:19:25,212 Leave me alone! 478 00:19:25,312 --> 00:19:27,563 Wait. 479 00:19:29,524 --> 00:19:31,217 That was so adorable. 480 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:34,262 Nasrin! Nasrin! 481 00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:36,764 Hey! Don't be afraid! 482 00:19:36,864 --> 00:19:38,950 Nasrin! Hey. 483 00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:40,368 Where are you going?! 484 00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:43,203 Don't be afraid of him! we are about to kill her, anyway. 485 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:47,249 Shit. 486 00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:50,944 Yes, she is already dead. 487 00:19:51,044 --> 00:19:52,712 It's quite a process. 488 00:19:56,757 --> 00:19:57,992 You had to take care of him. 489 00:19:58,092 --> 00:19:59,969 You can't let him wander around. 490 00:20:00,594 --> 00:20:01,846 Here, boy! 491 00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:03,456 It's not a dog. It's a boy. 492 00:20:03,556 --> 00:20:05,474 Why are you so moody? these days, Guillermo? 493 00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:07,293 I don't know. Maybe because I'm exhausted... 494 00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:09,479 to feed and care to your 37 wives. 495 00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:12,022 Actually, now there are only 7 left. 496 00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:16,110 - Little Colin! - Colin? 497 00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:20,181 To this little rascal he likes it a lot... 498 00:20:20,281 --> 00:20:22,349 making holes in the wall, right? 499 00:20:22,449 --> 00:20:23,851 between caring for your wives 500 00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:25,310 and make sure that this poor child... 501 00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:26,227 - don't die... - Hey! 502 00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:27,770 in this trap home mortal, 503 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,021 I haven't slept in weeks. 504 00:20:29,121 --> 00:20:31,331 - Colin, give me the hammer. - Hey! Shit. 505 00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:33,942 You know I've missed the my mother's birthday party... 506 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:34,835 for three years in a row? 507 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,445 No. Why would I know that? 508 00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:38,238 I should know what it is your mother's birthday 509 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,715 and also the things you do. 510 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,800 I'm very glad you want find a wife, 511 00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:43,384 and I think it's great. I really do. 512 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,660 - That seems fine to me. - Well. 513 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,220 I'm glad that seems good to you. 514 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,539 But I already have a family. And one that I don't see, 515 00:20:48,639 --> 00:20:50,458 because I spend a lot of time taking care of you 516 00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:51,751 and I don't take care of myself. 517 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,003 I think he's fallen asleep. 518 00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:56,189 I think your story bores him. 519 00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:00,526 It's a joke, Guillermo. 520 00:21:02,612 --> 00:21:03,805 We have had progress. 521 00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:06,224 This job is not my job. 522 00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:07,892 It's my punishment. 523 00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:10,853 He had locked away his memories most shameful and sordid... 524 00:21:10,953 --> 00:21:12,579 for so long, that he had forgotten them. 525 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:15,315 - I was a bad vampire. - Yes. 526 00:21:15,415 --> 00:21:16,791 I was careless. 527 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,360 I was wild. 528 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:21,071 I was a moth in the flame of danger. 529 00:21:21,171 --> 00:21:22,589 He led the Inquisition. 530 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,258 Bail� The Dance of the Seven Veils. 531 00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:26,910 Without the veils. 532 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:27,743 Quality work. 533 00:21:27,843 --> 00:21:29,870 I was, simply, 534 00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:31,872 - something else. - That's true. 535 00:21:31,972 --> 00:21:34,350 And finally we arrive at the bottom of the, 536 00:21:34,475 --> 00:21:36,460 William Affair naked and polished... 537 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,271 that has been lurking in his tasteless mind. 538 00:21:39,814 --> 00:21:42,049 EARLIEST - Don't stop. This is getting good. 539 00:21:42,149 --> 00:21:44,400 The drop has arrived I filled the glass, 540 00:21:44,526 --> 00:21:48,221 the maximum disorder for a vampire... 541 00:21:48,321 --> 00:21:51,659 is when I slept with a vampire slayer. 542 00:21:51,784 --> 00:21:52,518 Shit. 543 00:21:52,618 --> 00:21:53,629 No. 544 00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:55,061 A Van Helsing. 545 00:21:55,161 --> 00:21:56,062 No. 546 00:21:56,162 --> 00:21:57,105 Yes. 547 00:21:57,205 --> 00:21:58,497 I knew it was wrong... 548 00:21:58,622 --> 00:21:59,648 when I did it. 549 00:21:59,748 --> 00:22:01,817 There is something about his type... 550 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,002 The danger, the depravity. 551 00:22:04,127 --> 00:22:07,047 Will this climax be end of my story? 552 00:22:07,172 --> 00:22:08,699 And what a way to go. 553 00:22:08,799 --> 00:22:11,927 With their fingers that could twist my neck. 554 00:22:12,052 --> 00:22:14,262 Very good. Leave this with me. 555 00:22:14,387 --> 00:22:16,581 What? Are you fucking crazy? 556 00:22:16,681 --> 00:22:18,141 No. No way. 557 00:22:18,266 --> 00:22:19,500 It's the fantasy of all young. 558 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,810 What's wrong with you? It works, doesn't it? 559 00:22:20,935 --> 00:22:22,795 - As if you could have something better. - Just do it. 560 00:22:22,895 --> 00:22:25,314 make me stop talking out of that damn building already. 561 00:22:25,815 --> 00:22:27,525 It is clear that it has weakness for your kind. 562 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,234 I could teach you a couple of things. 563 00:22:29,734 --> 00:22:30,485 OK. 564 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:33,029 If I do this, How much is it worth to you? 565 00:22:33,155 --> 00:22:34,865 Say your price. 566 00:22:35,115 --> 00:22:37,159 I want to be the accountant of the nightclub. 567 00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:38,243 Why? 568 00:22:38,368 --> 00:22:39,578 Why not? 569 00:22:39,703 --> 00:22:42,290 This makes me a little suspicious. 570 00:22:42,957 --> 00:22:45,041 Well, Do you want my help or not? 571 00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:46,985 I mean yes, so... 572 00:22:47,085 --> 00:22:49,196 - done deal. - Good. Well. 573 00:22:49,296 --> 00:22:51,840 Yes, I have done many things for Nandor, Laszlo and Nadja... 574 00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:53,008 over the years, but... 575 00:22:53,133 --> 00:22:55,135 �Seduce a vampire, so that it can do its will for them? 576 00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:57,971 That's new. 577 00:23:00,431 --> 00:23:03,250 William, I know why you are here. 578 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,353 But the answer is no. 579 00:23:06,479 --> 00:23:07,296 Come on. 580 00:23:07,396 --> 00:23:09,231 "You don't think that a Nightclub, it would be... 581 00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:11,634 a nice change of pace and fun for you? 582 00:23:11,734 --> 00:23:13,652 Yes, of course. The nightclub is good. 583 00:23:13,777 --> 00:23:15,612 I don't care about that anymore. 584 00:23:15,778 --> 00:23:16,988 - Okay, good. - Yes. 585 00:23:17,113 --> 00:23:18,156 No, it's ours... 586 00:23:18,281 --> 00:23:19,933 forbidden love... 587 00:23:20,033 --> 00:23:23,453 the one I must crush here, before have the opportunity to flourish. 588 00:23:24,329 --> 00:23:24,996 Yes. 589 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,497 Yes. Okay, good, 590 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,665 a pleasure to do business with you. 591 00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:30,291 I'm going to go. 592 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:36,365 We feel passion for each other, from the moment we met, right? 593 00:23:36,465 --> 00:23:38,742 I should have known that you had Van Helsing blood... 594 00:23:38,842 --> 00:23:42,496 when I felt that strange tingling, in my most intimate parts. 595 00:23:42,596 --> 00:23:44,348 Brilliant. I'm going to... 596 00:23:46,641 --> 00:23:48,543 My sweet, sweet Guillermo. 597 00:23:48,643 --> 00:23:50,294 My attraction for you... 598 00:23:50,394 --> 00:23:53,356 It is a manifestation of the longing for my past life, 599 00:23:53,481 --> 00:23:57,151 when I was a vampire naughty and filthy. 600 00:23:58,778 --> 00:24:00,804 But that's not who I am anymore. 601 00:24:00,904 --> 00:24:02,931 Please, Tell me you understand. 602 00:24:03,031 --> 00:24:04,683 - No hard feelings. - OK. 603 00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:05,794 Now I'm going to go, 604 00:24:05,909 --> 00:24:07,853 - and you're going to stay here. - Goodbye. 605 00:24:07,953 --> 00:24:10,480 William, you can find in your heart... 606 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:14,125 being just... friends? 607 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:17,069 Of course yes. 608 00:24:17,169 --> 00:24:18,404 I could use a friend. 609 00:24:18,504 --> 00:24:20,005 High five. 610 00:24:20,131 --> 00:24:23,008 Very good. So, what are we waiting for? 611 00:24:23,134 --> 00:24:24,453 - It's a good day. - Where did you get that from? 612 00:24:24,553 --> 00:24:26,329 Let's get this old one out shit from here 613 00:24:26,429 --> 00:24:27,889 And let's have a nightclub of vampires! 614 00:24:28,014 --> 00:24:29,891 What are you going to do with the hammer? 615 00:24:30,892 --> 00:24:32,393 Yes! 616 00:24:33,769 --> 00:24:35,713 As you can see, another patient cured 617 00:24:35,813 --> 00:24:38,007 and came back to have one perfect mental health. 618 00:24:38,107 --> 00:24:40,926 Yes, it seems that now It's very good, right? 619 00:24:41,026 --> 00:24:42,820 There is no charge. 620 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,322 Well done, my love. 621 00:24:45,447 --> 00:24:46,598 That's right. 622 00:24:46,698 --> 00:24:47,974 It's gone. 623 00:24:48,074 --> 00:24:49,784 What do we have left? 624 00:24:49,993 --> 00:24:51,536 I've found the one. 625 00:24:51,661 --> 00:24:54,064 We have committed to get married 626 00:24:54,164 --> 00:24:55,814 This is Marwa. 627 00:24:55,914 --> 00:24:58,484 MARWA THE HUMAN PROMISE NANDOR'S UNDEAD - Hello. I am Marwa from Al Qolni... 628 00:24:58,584 --> 00:24:59,985 That is, It was so obvious all the time. 629 00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:01,986 You know, like, duh. 630 00:25:02,086 --> 00:25:03,588 Will you excuse me for a moment? 631 00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:04,822 Please, my little grenade? 632 00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:06,674 I'll be back. 633 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:09,285 I was lucky to have the best education... 634 00:25:09,385 --> 00:25:12,180 I always imagined my wife with blonde hair. 635 00:25:12,305 --> 00:25:15,809 But my passion was Science and Mathematics... 636 00:25:16,018 --> 00:25:18,753 I think I was thinking of a a little less than platinum blonde, 637 00:25:18,853 --> 00:25:20,755 and a little more, a touch of red. 638 00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:23,232 I am very proud of that my observations... 639 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,301 of Jupiter and Saturn... 640 00:25:25,401 --> 00:25:28,513 You know what? I think I prefer it just as it was at the beginning. 641 00:25:28,613 --> 00:25:30,239 You've already spent a lot of wishes here. 642 00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:32,140 Yes, I know, but let's do it. 643 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,660 Nothing is too good, for my perfect wife. 644 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:39,773 I am very lucky to have to such an intelligent man... 645 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:41,833 to share my life.